My Social Life Is Dead

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The Only Thing More Dead Than My Spouse is My Social Life

Grief comes with a body count — and apparently, my social life didn’t survive either. This shirt says what most of us are thinking but don’t dare say out loud. It’s blunt, it’s bold, and it’s tragically relatable.

Perfect for grief groups, dark humor enthusiasts, or anyone who’s tired of pretending their calendar isn’t as empty as their plus-one.

• Soft, comfortable, and unapologetic
• Unisex fit — because grief doesn’t discriminate
• Guaranteed to get laughs... or awkward silence. Either way, it’s a win
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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The Only Thing More Dead Than My Spouse is My Social Life

Grief comes with a body count — and apparently, my social life didn’t survive either. This shirt says what most of us are thinking but don’t dare say out loud. It’s blunt, it’s bold, and it’s tragically relatable.

Perfect for grief groups, dark humor enthusiasts, or anyone who’s tired of pretending their calendar isn’t as empty as their plus-one.

• Soft, comfortable, and unapologetic
• Unisex fit — because grief doesn’t discriminate
• Guaranteed to get laughs... or awkward silence. Either way, it’s a win
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!